Hewhocorrupts
Golden Parachute
Chicago's HEWHOCORRUPTS are the first and only corporate grindcore band. Golden Parachute collects HEWHOCORRUPTS'
recorded output since their hit collection The Discographer, including their only full length Ten Steps to Success, the
Smell of Money EP, Microeconomics EP, split records with FKS,
PHOENIX BODIES, and CHICA X, as well as several unheard tracks from an unfinished second album.
First press LP limited to just 500 total copies, including 300 on metallic gold vinyl, featuring artwork by Wall of
Youth, gold foil stamped covers, heavy duty inner sleeves, and download code (with ten digital bonus tracks).
CD version features 6 panel digi-pak and ten exclusive tracks not on the LP.
More than 20 years ago, Chicago's HEWHOCORRUPTS established
itself as the industry leader in the field of corporate grindcore. With members of the board having served prestigious
institutions such as KUNGFU RICK and AUTHORITY ABUSE, HEWHOCORRUPTS took the market by storm, blasting their way across
the United States and Europe with a slew of releases and a blistering, frequently nude live show.
In 2004, The Discographer collected all of their early output in one easily digestible 62 track package. Fast forward 18
years and the legendary 'hardcorporate' band has finally hit the eject button and are cashing in on their legacy with
their second epic discography collection. Golden Parachute is the official unofficial sequel to The Discographer, and
collects the remainder of their recorded output.
This 43 track LP contains 10 digital bonus tracks (all 53 of which appear on the CD version) and collects the entirety
of
HEWHOCORRUPTS recorded output from their 2003 full length debut
Ten Steps to Success to their 2009 final split portfolios with Phoenix Bodies and Chica X.
Price
Genre
Format
CD - 1 disk
Release
11-03-2022
Label
Item-nr
139696
EAN
0606822041414
Availability
Not in stock
Tracks
Title
Artist
1
CHECKING MIC MARKER
2
MRS ANDRETTIS HUSTLERS
3
MIC MARKER CHECKED
4
16.7 OVERTURE
5
SHES A FIRE ENGINE
6
LINGUISTIC VIOLATIONS
7
SAIGONS STILL KICKIN
8
UNLOAD THE WHITE LOAD
9
THIS IS BEATBOX
10
CANADA, SHAKESPEARE, CANADA
11
YOUR MAMA ON THE ROCKS
12
WHOSE BALL BEARINGS NEED GREASIN?
13
PAIN IN THE TIGHT PANTS
14
FUCK YOU & F THAT
15
GRINDING FOR JESUS
16
THIS IS WHAT WE ARE ALL ABOUT
17
ESTEEMED COLLEAGUES AND ASSOCIATES
18
INTRODUCTORY OFFER
19
WHERES THE F'N BALL?
20
JUST SO WERE ON THE SAME PAGE
21
HANDS OFF MY DOW JONES
22
YOU DROPPED THE BALL
23
THE BALL IS IN THE COURT
24
LAST OF THE FINANCIAL STATEMENTS
25
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GROW BALLS
26
LIVIN LA VEGAS LOCA
27
SUCK MY CAUCUS
28
SAME SHIT DIFFERENT TOILET
29
MIKE MUIR ON WALL STREET
30
DEREK BLACKS BODY KARATE
31
SMOKE'N IN THE BOYS ROOM
32
JESUS LUNCHEON
33
SONOFDOG
34
TOMMY CAMAROS TRUE STORY
35
SUGE KNIGHT IS AT MY BBQ
36
LAST OF THE FINANCIAL STATEMENTS (AUDITED RESULTS)
37
DADDY LIKE
38
IN A FIELD EATING FRITOS
39
GAMESTOP STONKS DESTOYED MY LIFE
40
AMERITRADE DEEZ NUTS
41
PANDEMIC PARTICLE ACCELERATOR
42
CHIN DIAPERS
43
CORPORATE MADE ME CHANGE MY EMAIL SIGNATURE
44
MASTER OF PROFITS (MIDI)
45
SELL EM ALL (MIDI)
46
ONE MILLION DOLLARS (MIDI)
47
WALL STREET REVISITED (MIDI)
48
RIDE THE LIMO (MIDI)
49
SELL EM ALL (ACOUSTIC)
50
ONE BLOCK EAST, TWO BLOCKS UP YOUR ASS (ACOUSTIC)
51
SCREAM IN SONAR (ACOUSTIC)
52
BABY YOURE SO WORTH THE INVESTMENT (ACOUSTIC)
53
BROKER (ACOUSTIC)
